Sunday, March 02, 2008

Just alittle Humor

WARNING DOES NOT INCLUDE CCI PUPS!( Maybe COC's)(If some of these sounds like your CCI Pup "uh Oh")

You know you have a big dog when...The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE!"

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.

It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.

You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea whothese people are.

You can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in yourcrotch.

You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a port-a-potty.

You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.

You keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house.

After banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still keeps you awake.

You are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to have an environmental impact statement done on your dog.

Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively.

You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head onthe top of the doorway.

You take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm,causing you to make random right turns.

You have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.

Your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling the ceiling fan down, for the second time.

You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wantsa drink.

You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the firstperson you point out is your dog.

While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks backand forth because the dog is panting out the window.

You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.

You've learned to force a smile when asked "do you have a saddle forthat thing?"

The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment.

Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build alarge home, buy jet skis and a vacation home in Florida.

You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes arein the sink.

The donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you gethome and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.

Your dog can see what you're cooking and he tries to assist you in thepreparation.

You're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell ringsand you find yourself quickly transported straight to the front door.

The pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of thesidewalk.

Your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head inthe drive-through window at McDonalds and nearly gives the cashier aheart attack when she turns around to give you your change.

You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the programwhen he stands in front of the television.

After surgery, your bored pup decides to get up and cruise around thevet's office, pulling the rolling IV stand behind him.

The meter man has to take Valium before coming to read your meter.

You explain to friends why the toilet bowl is empty...and the seat is soaking wet.

No one needs explanation to the strange streaks across the ceiling andwalls.

You feed the cat 8' in the air.The litter pans are on top of the bookshelves.

You come home and your furniture has been re-arranged and you don'tcall the cops.

The holes in the walls and doors also don't need any explanation.Screens? What are those?Couches become chew toys.

You buy your dog their own couch/loveseat....So you will havesomewhere to sit.

When your poor significant other gets dirty looks when you go to thestore after your latest dog related black eye.

When you explain to your dry cleaner that they're slobber stains.

When the seats to your SUV/Van are in the garage more than in the house.

When you have given up on the hope of ever having grass in your yardagain.

When you have at least two pairs of pants that have been damaged insome way after your dog has decided to go off the beaten path.

When you start buying air freshener in bulk.

1 comment:

Hobbes Dogs said...

Well, I've got to say that a heck of a lot of those sound like our CC'd dog, Baloo. But we still love him. :)